Quite possibly...

...one of

THE

most...ah...stimulating...sentences that these baby-blues of mine have ever perused.
(Well...it stimulated a spew of coffee from my nose, anyway. Doncha hate it when that happens?)

"I'll be installing a control tower on my taint to direct the squadrons of flying monkeys departing from my bunghole before that feat of financial wizardry ever comes to pass."

That boy's another Shakespeare.