I guess the pointy hat and white sheet are extra

A special way to say Happy Holidays!

Nothin...and I mean nothin...shows yer reason for the season like a flamin cross on yer front lawn!

And for only $81.85! Plus shipping and handling, of course.



You can get one

here

...at "America's Pro-Family Action Web Site!"

I'm not exactly sure what family they're "pro"...maybe La Familia? No, wait...that's a dead fish, ain't it?

Good gawd! Kill me. Kill me now.

(Found at

Wil's

.)