Foreskin or no foreskin.....

...that is the question.

Whether 'tis nobler to have been circumcised....ah...nevermind. Got a little carried away with that.

I've heard more about

Jeff Pelo's penis

, not to mention his porn-viewing habits, than I ever wanted to know.

I think he's guilty...of somethin. Whether or not he stalked and raped those women is beside the point. I like a little porn, but anybody that gets off on bondage and torture porn has a screw loose, somewhere, IMHO. He's just...shifty lookin, ain't he?


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Caught The Spirit of Peoria crusin upriver the other day. Though it's surely not the first time it's been out, it's the first time I've seen 'er this year. Watchin her majestically cruise by makes me feel like Huck Finn. heh
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Our old Toshiba Satellite laptop finally bit the big one the other day. It wheezed and choked and finally just died. It was a dandy, though. Gave us very little trouble...and no problems that the Zigster couldn't figure out on his own.

We'd had it for...oh...I dunno...at least 5 years...and dragged it all around the country with us. I have no idea what the lifespan of a laptop is, but it seems to me that 5 years might be pretty good. We kicked around the idea of gettin a Mac, but wound up buyin another Toshiba...same model, too. Ya don't mess with success, huh? I was a little worried about Vista, but as far as I can tell, it's just kinda...clumsy. Maybe it's just me. You'd think though, fer chrissake, with all the technology they have they could make it...simple. Ya know? Like those Jitterbug cell phones for us old fucks?

Now we've gotta figure out a way to destroy the old hard drive. So nobody'll find the porn we've got saved and think we're perverts. Ooook. So nobody can prove we're perverts. heh