Overheard conversations

Ziggy, upon watching an American Express commercial featuring Ellen DeGeneres:

"Here ya go...Ellen DeGeneres...remember several years ago she had a prime-time tv show and she came out of the closet and oh, my gawd!...such a hoo-haa over her bein a lesbian and on and on and on. Now, here she is, shillin fer American Express commercial....
She's KarlfuckinMalden, fer chrissake."