The stuff nightmares are made of

The guy in the speedo ain't exactly a nice dream, either.

Ya know...I try reeeeally hard to not be judgmental. Honestly, I do. But how on earth could a woman her age not realize that she looks like...well...a freak. Saggy, leathery skin. Bones sticking out all over. And...uh...about those implants....

Kinda makes me wanna poke my eyes out with a crochet hook.

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