It's like......"G" rated porn

Really, really good porn.

Now, there's a

man

who knows how to give good...um...awww, hell...that ain't no simple footrub. That right there is foreplay, honey.

… ensure that she has had dinner… one that you have cooked…. and two nice glasses of wine……

…… lay her back on the couch and take a seat at the far end…. slip off her socks by tugging at the toes until the tension eventually forces them to give… gently letting the knit cloth slowly scrape against her skin as the garment slips off….

The way to a man's heart might be through his stomach. But the way to a woman's is through her feet. Yea, baby.