The old BCF post

I'd love to offer you something just outstanding...brilliant and clever and funny. Yea...one of those BCF posts. You know the kind I'm talkin about. Something so intelligent that it just makes ya wanna say "Huh. That girl's smart. Whoda thunk it?" Something so funny that it makes ya snork your drink out your nose, mid-swallow.

Yea...aren't those BCF posts great?

Anybody know where I can find one?