All the ansahs ah soooo simple, glasshoppah...

I am firmly convinced that all the answers to every home improvement question since time began can be found in one place.

The Red Green Show

Baling wire, duct tape and some nice cardboard. Everything you'd ever need for any home improvement project.

I am further convinced that ALL the answers to every socioeconomic problem known to man can be found in one place.

South Park

That is all.