I'm such a dork

I love sunglasses.

Unfortunately, I can no longer wear contacts, so I hafta wear glasses all the time. I've tried prescription sunglasses, but it's a pain in the ass to keep switchin back and forth. My script is also a tough one, and "tough" translates as "expensive", so I can't feed my cheap fashion sunglasses jones. I finally found some clip-ons that fit my glasses reasonably well, but they can be a pain, too...especially if you're tryin to drive and clip 'em on at the same time. They're also really easy to lose.

I'd seen the ad on TV for those

wrap around sunglasses

...they fit right over your regular glasses. Sounded like a good idea, but I thought they kinda looked like those cataract sunglasses that the old farts in Boca wear.

I ain't quite there. Yet.

So, the other day, I was in Walgreen's and stumbled on somethin similar. Except these looked a bit more....ah...fashionable. And they fit over my glasses without makin me look too much like Grandma Berniece from Boca.
So I snagged 'em.

Me, being me, decided that they could do with a little more...bling, so I visited my friendly craft store and found some rhinestone stickers. They're meant to be used on scrapbook pages, but what the hell? Who made that a rule?





Whatta ya think? Are they me?