Because I don't have to think so hard

I've got several things to blog about...kindergarten graduations...mouth breathers at the Waffle House...but frankly, what little creative writing skills I ever had seem to have disappeared...right along with any semblance of "normal" sleep.

So I swiped this '30 Questions' (ie: Far More Things About Me Than You Ever Wanted to Know) thingy from

Guy

, who I believe, swiped it from

El Capitan

.

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
Nope. Despite my "Rebel Without a Clue/Respect No Authoratah/Tiptoe the Legal Line" attitude, I'm pretty much a straight arrow.

2. Do you close your eyes on roller coaster?
Yes. But only because it's hard to keep your eyes open whilst screaming at the top of your lungs in sheer, white-knuckled terror like a bloody banshee. (What the hell is a 'banshee', anyway?) It's like one of those physiological things that just can't be done together. Like keeping your eyes open when you sneeze.

3. When's the last time you've been sledding?
Good gawd. At least a hundred years ago.

4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
At this point, I'd be willing to sleep with the damned Mormon Tabernacle Choir (during choir practice, even) if it guaranteed actually getting a decent night's sleep. Under 'normal' circumstances, another warm, snoring body is nice.

5. Do you believe in ghosts?
I don't not believe.

6. Do you consider yourself creative?
I hate to keep harping on the sleep thing, but under normal circumstances, I'd answer with a resounding YES. Now? Not so much.

7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?
Why, of course not. After all...a jury of his...(ahem)..."peers"...found him not guilty, didn't they?

8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
(Yaaaaawn)

9. Can you honestly say you know ANYTHING about politics?
Nope. But I know a lot about human nature. I know that there are a lot of stupid people out there. And I know that most stupid people will believe anything that someone in a position of power will tell them.

10. Do you know how to play poker?
Nope. No desire to learn, either.

11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
Heh. It only feels like it.

12. What's your favorite commercial?
The ones featuring "Bob"...the Enzyte guy.

13. Who was your first love?
It was Timmy. Or maybe Donnie. Or it mighta been John. Coulda been Palle...mighta been Danny (the other Danny)...coulda been Rick or Roger or Bob. I forget.

14. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around you, do you run a red light?
You betcher ass. I'm the Rebel Without a Clue, remember?

15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?
Not anymore. Ziggy knows 'em all.

16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?
Even BIGGER Yaaaaaaaaaaawn.

17. Have you ever been Ice Skating?
Yup. Never was any good, though. Roller skates? That's a whole 'nother story.

18. How often do you remember your dreams?
If I'm sleeping normally, I rarely remember 'em. Nowadays? I remember them...ALL.

19. What's the one thing on your mind?
SLEEEEEEEEEP!

20. Do you always wear your seat belt?
I only wear it when I absolutely HAVE to. It just incenses me...in Illinois, any moron can climb on a motorcycle and drive like an idiot WITHOUT a helmet and it's perfectly legal. But just let me (someone who has never been in an accident and hasn't had a speeding ticket since 1977) pull outa my driveway without my seatbelt on and I get a big ticket rammed up my ass. Ohhh...don't even get me started...

21. What talent do you wish you had?
I wish I could play the guitar like Carlos Santana.

22. Do you like Sushi?
Hey, it's raw fish. What's not to like?

23. What do you wear to bed?
Lotion. Sometimes.

24. Do you truly hate anyone?
"Hate" is a wasted emotion. There are people that I highly dislike, but hate? No.

25. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?
Albert Einstein. When he was alive, I mean. Sleeping with a long-dead, withered corpse probably wouldn't be much fun. Uh. On second thought, I probably already know what sleeping with a long-dead, withered corpse is like.
Don't ask.

26. Do you know anyone in jail?
If anyone that I know is in jail, I don't know it. (Does that make any sense?)

27. What food do you find disgusting?
Well obviously I find very few foods 'disgusting'. Except bugs. Though I don't think I'd have a problem eating bugs if I was starving, they're not something I'd choose to try as someone's warped idea of a 'delicacy'.

28. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?
I've made fun of a lotta people. But I'm pretty sure that I've never made fun of any of my friends. Gossiped about 'em...maybe. Bitched about 'em...possibly. But never made fun of 'em. I usually only make fun of stupid people. And if someone is stupid, then they're probably not someone I'd be willing to call 'friend'.

29. Have you ever been punched in the face?
Twice. Once in a high school catfight (I won, though) and one other time that I don't care to talk about.

30. Do you believe in angels and demons?
I believe that there are truly 'good' people out there. I also believe that there are truly 'evil' people out there. But real angels and demons? Nope.