I'm allegedly blogging
I'd like for some legal-type to tell me just exactly how many "allegedly"s need to be used in an article like
'Cause...like...is six really enough?
I mean...if he "allegedly" grabbed her by the hair, shouldn't he have "allegedly" put handcuffs on her? And why didn't he "allegedly" threaten to slit her throat?
What the fuck kinda alleged journalists are these colleges crankin out, anyway?
Yea, I'm a little bummed that we're expecting yet another 3-5 inches of snow this weekend.
I wanna wear my sandals! I wanna sit out on the deck and listen to Buffett! I wanna run around the yard barefoot and nekkid!
Ok, I really don't do that last one. But I would if I could.
Dear Tiger Woods,
You're "deeply sorry". My ass. You're only sorry because you got caught and had several million in endorsements/possible tournament wins yanked. Keep your entitled dick in your pants and your mouth shut. You're a fucking golfer. Big. Hairy. Deal.
Now that's my kinda sport. Even I could win a gold medal at the Olympics.
Yea, I'm still not smoking. It'll be seven weeks Sunday.
I missed my four-year Blogoversary at the beginning of this month. But actually, it's been closer to five years. I deleted 600+ posts of the very first version of Lolly I started.
I'm thinking of starting yoga classes. Don't laugh. I'm pretty limber for a fat girl.
I'm done now.