Did you know...
...that the light filtering in through our bedroom window looks pretty much the same at 7:20 am as it does as 7:20 pm?
Of course you didn't. And neither did I. Especially after that friggin five hour nap I just woke up from.
"Wha...? When...? Uh...wait. FUCK! I've overslept...I'm gonna be late for work! No...um. Wait. What day is this?"
Befuddled? You betcher ass.