Animal Planet, eat 'yer heart out

Yea, yea...they might have all those cute little meerkats of "Meerkat Manor".
We doan need no steeenkin meerkats here.

We've got...........................................................................

wait for it.........................................................................

BEERCAT MANOR!



And this is, of course, whatcha get when ya try to steal a little....ah.....
private time...in the bathroom. No rest for the wicked.

Or the constipated.