What could be better than a Testicle Festival?

I dare ya to try to think of anything.

I first heard mention of it from

Elisson

. Since I knew that Byron isn't that far away from us, I did a little googling and found the site for

Byron's Turkey Testicle Festival

.

It just has a musical ring to it, doesn't it? Testicle Festival.

Being lovers of all things quirky and bizarre, of course we're planning on going. It's only a couple of hours away, after all, and by October 14, the leaves ought to be starting to turn.

Ahhhh...a lovely, scenic drive with a steaming plate of hot turkey testicles waiting for us at the end.

Now there's something I never thought I'd see myself typing.