Because it really IS all about me

Found this at my second-favorite

Curmudgeon's

place. My first favorite? Zig, of course.

Though I think it probably started out as one of those annoying email forwards, he's turned it into a meme. Sorta.

A) Jobs I have had in my life:

1. Spoiled rotten only child - hey..it's a dirty job, but somebody hadda do it.
2. Car hop at the A and Doubleyew drive in - not on rollerskates, though.
3. Snack bar attendant at a dragstrip - where I first fell in love with Harleys.
4. Wife and mother - no experience in either position.
5. Waitress - no tip? How'dja like a booger on your burger next time?
6. Assistant loan officer (no shit) at a big farm credit place - it's NUMBERS, dammit!
7. Floral designer - gawd, I loved that job.
8. Telemetry tech - what's your rhythm, baby?
9. Licensed Practical Nurse - no...I wasn't a real nurse.
10. Registered Nurse - in other words, ass-wiper, pharmacist, psychologist, dietitian, nutritionist, priest, mother, social worker, diagnostitian, physical therapist, respiratory therapist, cook and management-butt-sucker.
11. Kept woman - again, it's a dirty job, but somebody's gotta do it. And I do it SO well.

B) Four movies I would watch over and over (and have):

Fargo (He was the funny lookin one, 'eh?)
Sling Blade (Ah like them french frahd pa'taters.)
Goodfellas (You motherf%^@er!)
Casino (You motherf#$%er!)

C) Four places I have lived:

Bath/Havana, Illinois
Venice, Florida
Birmingham, Alabama
Peoria, Illinois

D) Four TV shows I love to watch:

South Park - The answer to all of society's ills can be found here.
The Sopranos - (You motherf$%#er!)
Dirty Jobs - Mike Rowe makes me feel funny in my pants.
Just about anything on HGTV - I think I'll paint it....beige.

E ) Four places I have been on vacation:

Eureka Springs, Arkansas - 4 times
Minnesota - fishin - twice
Galena, Illinois/Iowa/Wisconsin - too many times to count
Florida Keys - 3 times


F) Websites I visit almost daily:

Look at my links

G ) Four of my favorite foods:

Rare steak
Seafood - Shrimp, fish, oysters, lobster, scallops, crab...if it swims, crawls or just sits in the water, I like it.
Chinese
Italian

H) Four places I would rather be right now:

Quite honestly, at this very minute...I can't think of anyplace I'd rather be. I love our home. Other than here, though, I'd hafta say the Keys.

(Since it's not an email, I'll skip the final question..."Four friends who will respond" If the spirit moves ya, feel free to snag it.)