Peek-a-boo

Got my new specs today. These are them. Except they're in a dark brown tortiseshell, not black like I had before.

Kinda trendy for an old fart, but I like 'em.

I can definitely see things at a distance better. Close up...not so much. I need bifocals, but I've tried 'em and absolutely can't get used to 'em.

My peripheral vision, however...well, let's just say they're gonna take a little gettin used to. The wiiiiide temple pieces or whatever they're called make for some interesting visual effects. Like seeing things that aren't there.

Just as long as I don't start hearin voices.

'Course, for 460 bucks, the damn things oughta have a built-in I-Pod, huh?