It's a sad case, really...

...one of the worst I've ever seen.

Seems as though one of our

local bloggers

has had a bit of a run-in with someone who doesn't agree with him.

Now, I'm not a physician, so I can't legally diagnose illnesses and conditions. But I've dealt with my fair share of blowhard, windbag assholes so believe me...I know this syndrome when I see it.

It's called micro-penis. And though I've not actually seen the perp, I can almost guarantee that he's also suffering from a case of impotence so severe that even a case of Viagra couldn't help.

How can I even be so sure that the perp is a male? Oh, it most certainly is. Criminal profiling is a little hobby of mine. If it'd have been a woman, she'd have gone into a lot more detail...and would have probably spelled it right, too. And, no doubt, he drives a big-ass ole truck replete with big-ass ole tars. It's an outward manifestation of his insecurity about his teeny-tiny dick. He's probably middle-aged (younger folks don't much care about local issues), unhappily married (because of his impotence) and surfs BDSM sites and dresses up in women's lingerie in his spare time. He only has a high-school education (if that) and works at some menial job...like a janitor. He's always felt unlucky, unloved and persecuted.

Ya know, I'm not a big fan of anonymous blogging...but I can certainly understand the reasons for it. If I was in a position where I thought what I said on my blog might affect my job or my family, I might blog anonymously, too. Thankfully, I have very little to hide, so I figure I might as well let it all hang out. Well...most of it, anyway.

And though I've never met Knight, I respect his decision to remain anonymous...as well as his opinion on various topics, even though we might not always agree.
Hell, I read a lot of things that I don't agree with...but ya don't see me running around, taping anonymous, threatening notes to the authors' doors. (Honest ta gawd I don't.)

Disagreeing is one thing. Going to someone's home and leaving an anonymous, threatening note because you don't agree with a particular point of view is just plain criminal.

Us local bloggers are a pretty motley crew. I know this even though I've only met a handful of 'em in person. We have an enormous range of opinions on just about everything. And sometimes, we snipe and snip at each other because of those views.
But ya cut one of us and we all bleed.

Now go and read what those who are more eloquent than I have to say about it.

Eyebrows

Peoria Pundit