Overheard conversations

A little background, first. We have a local attorney who frequently advertises on tv. He portrays himself as sort of a good-ole-downhome-Peoria-born-and-raised-workin-guy. To further illustrate that point, he's shown rollin up his sleeves on his freshly-starched white shirt, as if he's gettin ready to go bale hay.

He's gonna work for the workin man.

"Uh....Pete? Ya might be a little more believable if ya weren't wearin French cuffs."

Those gold cufflinks tend to get caught in the hay baler, doncha know?