We are fam-i-ly...I've got all my sistas and me...

My mind is a terrible place to be, sometimes...

SAN ANGELO, Texas (AP) — Using cotton swabs and cameras, lab technicians began taking DNA samples Monday from hundreds of children and mothers — many in long, pioneer-style dresses — in hopes of sorting out the tangled family relationships within the West Texas polygamist sect.

A judge ordered last week that the genetic material be taken to help determine which children belong to which parents.

I believe that one of two things will happen. Either they'll find out that there's not a whole helluva lotta difference in the DNA (can you spell I-N-B-R-E-E-D-I-N-G?), or they'll find that a lot of the DNA is a bit...unusual.

Remember the creepy, gum-chewin alien chick in the movie

Mars Attacks!

? Pale. Poufy hair. Hiiiigh forehead. Pointy features. Dressed in a long-sleeved, ankle-length dress.



Now, take a look at one of the mothers from the West Texas polygamist cult. (Yes, it's a cult.) Pale. Poufy hair. Hiiiigh forehead. Pointy features. Dressed in a long-sleeved, ankle-length dress.



I'm thinkin they might just give Scientology a run for it's money.